I’m so fuckin angry and pissed that if someone offered me a bowl of good ice cream, I’d actually turn it down
Fuckin fuck man
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a dick???
Oh god.. I’m in flushing with my family and my dad yells at the top of his lungs “we all look the same!!!”
Okay.. I had a dream that I was getting a manicure but when the manicurist was cutting my cuticles, I decided I didn’t want it anymore so I ripped my hand away from her. I actually felt the clipper on my fingers. Could I have been ripping my cuticles away? Possibly a crumb???